Conspiracy Theory: Anti-Hack Propaganda
Posted: June 20th, 2004, 5:24 pm
Conspiracy Theory: Anti-Hack Propaganda
Now with the release of many new MMORPG’s, ones that are and have been greatly anticipated you think that Mythic would want to save accounts?
Art Bell and David Icke in cahoots with Robert Anton Wilson told me that Mythic’s Anti-Hack system is non-existent. Now RA Wilson was onto a lead about Illuminati world domination plans when he discovered a secret DEV chat via IRC where Sanya spoke of them releasing this news due to World of Warcraft being in its final beta stage, and that Mythic was getting nervous that they would loose a huge portion of their subscriber base.
Mythic felt that if they made the “n00b/caerbear” population feel safe from these insidious “haxxzorz” that they may just have a chance at saving their 2 bit shoddy game. On the other hand, David Icke(with his own agenda of actually believing that Sanya was a shape shifting Annouki reptilian) decided to meet Sanya for dinner and drinks. An inebriated Sanya spoke to David about Mythic’s impending doom and fear of WoW. She also told him that “If we ban all these cheaters, we will also loose a large portion of our subscriber base, just as many as if we lost the “carebears””. She also spoke of the conspiracy of Xunleashed. She told a bug eyed Icke that Mythics Devs are actually the creators of this Third Party ”Radar” program. “We have them all by the balls, the cheaters and the wankers” said Sanya after her eighth Apple Martini…………
Now with the release of many new MMORPG’s, ones that are and have been greatly anticipated you think that Mythic would want to save accounts?
Art Bell and David Icke in cahoots with Robert Anton Wilson told me that Mythic’s Anti-Hack system is non-existent. Now RA Wilson was onto a lead about Illuminati world domination plans when he discovered a secret DEV chat via IRC where Sanya spoke of them releasing this news due to World of Warcraft being in its final beta stage, and that Mythic was getting nervous that they would loose a huge portion of their subscriber base.
Mythic felt that if they made the “n00b/caerbear” population feel safe from these insidious “haxxzorz” that they may just have a chance at saving their 2 bit shoddy game. On the other hand, David Icke(with his own agenda of actually believing that Sanya was a shape shifting Annouki reptilian) decided to meet Sanya for dinner and drinks. An inebriated Sanya spoke to David about Mythic’s impending doom and fear of WoW. She also told him that “If we ban all these cheaters, we will also loose a large portion of our subscriber base, just as many as if we lost the “carebears””. She also spoke of the conspiracy of Xunleashed. She told a bug eyed Icke that Mythics Devs are actually the creators of this Third Party ”Radar” program. “We have them all by the balls, the cheaters and the wankers” said Sanya after her eighth Apple Martini…………