Retards of the week : FFXI General Discussions

This is a new thread that I'm going to be posting here on the FFXI category as FFXI-Retards of the Week. Feel free to laugh at them (Since they're not really retarded, but just complete morons/jack asses who have pretty damn big ego's...).

Today's !@#$%^*: The_m_electronics from Ebay.com

Here's his post:

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1. Notice the EXTREMELY bad grammar. Who the hell would ever buy a guide from him?!

2. I got a BIG LOL from this quote:

NEW! Cheat Program that Increases Character In-Game Speed Up-To 150%, The Cheat Program Can also Hack Lifes, Attack and even Experience Points, but keep in consider codes has not been Released yet for Attack and Exp. so it migh take a while to get but they will be posted on the web site in the Guide Thank you. (Keep In Consideration this Hacking Program is For Educational Purpouses Only)

Notice the "Lifes, attack, and even Experience Points" <--- This cracked me up.... How retarded is this guy? Who the hell would ever buy from someone with THAT bad of a vocabulary and grammar skills, and so little knowledge of what he's trying to sell!

I'm ashamed at myself for even wasting my time reading it... But it was worth the laugh!

3. 90% of his information can EASILY be found online on ANY FFXI-Fan/help site (ffxi.allakhazam.com for example). So he's basically selling a bunch of bull !@#$%^* that he took off the internet and rewrote/paraphrased in his own words... Props to the moron...

4. This line hit me the hardest though as I was reading it... The FIRST GOD DAMN LINE of his "guide" has a grammar error... The first one!!!

When you go to buy guides, you want to buy from knowledgeable people who know about what you're seeking, and can speak and write correctly. You want to know that a little effort was actually put into a guide, to make sure that you're getting your money's worth... Not a !@#$%^*-job like this person did....


Feel free to laugh at him lol

lol

You know you liked that one Admin

Wow, thats going to be hard to top.

Hahahahaha

I messaged him on Ebay this morning, and he told me, "Ppl want to buy guids from other playerz like them so they no theyre gettin a guide that was made for ther game. and spellin and grammer is crap, buyers want guides from people like them!"


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

but thats exactly the thing. people would rather spend 5-20 bucks for information fed to them in a pdf format rather than dig around for it in forums. his grammar may be off but who cares, he sells something which will make him a little pocket money off idiots and it will work. always has and always will

And that's the part I'm making fun of