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Posted: December 4th, 2005
i2epoivian
I wouldn't doubt it if much of the bible is based on an older human ancestors mythology. like say, john the Baptist was a Bigfoot.

the thumpers often make the question that if we weren’t specifically chosen by god to rape and pillage the world then why are we the only animal that walks upright.

while i don’t know about the first part i can answer why we walk upright. "that !@#$%^* sand is hot!" many animals in the animal kingdom when finding them selves walking on sand will use only 2 paws. the ones that didn't, didn't get !@#$%^* by the ladies because they were seen as stupid for having 4 burnt paws.

I’m thinking our ancestors, 4 legged monkeys, found escape from predators by finding ways to live in the desert. in doing so adapted past their ecological gifts of claws and such.

humans found their niche by learning to use more than their claws and teeth. they learned to make claws and teeth instead of having sex with the ones that had the biggest claws and teeth.

another question they pose is, "why are there domesticated animals." while anyone with a 21st century education couls amswer that, I’d like to point out something not considered yet and more likely than the traditional camp fire explanation for the dogs domestication. they came along for the menstruation. they were originally women’s best friend. :)

ladies, why do i always hear that having services preformed on you during your menstrual cycle is more enjoyable? after a while it's possible that sexually transmitted diseases were linked to the ingestion of menstrual juices. so there was an abundant supply of menstrual fluid no longer being consumed by the male counterparts. that’s where dogs came along.

this also explains how in the story of adam and eve it speaks of eve going off on her own and having sex with animals.

:)

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Posted: December 4th, 2005
klingon2015
this is interresting m8
Posted: December 4th, 2005
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first off, this should be posted in the off topic section, not general
secondly, what is this supposed to be about? the bible, evolution, or sex?

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Posted: December 6th, 2005
i2epoivian
all of the above, but not limited to the bible. mostly just showing truth people cant usualy face for silly reasons. that and there's nothing like telling secrets that are dead and forgoten. hmm they moved my other one to off topic. feel free to move this one too. i dont see how i can do it myself.
Posted: December 6th, 2005
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moved to off topic but im watching this if it gets out of line its locked :)
Posted: December 6th, 2005
i2epoivian
kidding? this wont get 2 more posts lol.

know any no holds barred forums?
Posted: December 7th, 2005
i2epoivian
hey i found one :)

no hold barred radio.

:)

ok you can trash the topic here if you like.

yes yes always be viduent againced the threat of offtopic flaming.

yall gotta be owned by some mother group or another lol
Posted: December 7th, 2005
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ummm, this is actully kinda weird, but... nvm I don't want to get banned for what I was about to say lol.

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Posted: December 9th, 2005
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yer locking the apple tree thread but the one about dogs eating your menstration are just peachy? mmmm definitly owned and run by a wacky momy group.
Posted: December 10th, 2005
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Yea locked as well i tried to keep it alive but eh to risky.
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