THE NEVER ENDING STORY : General Discussion

my boss saw me.....

jump into a portal back to when I woke up and...

... and discovered that i couldn't wake up as i kept dreaming that i woke up...but actually i didn't....

dream it cuz today is 4/20 and i got so high that........

when i woke up my pillow was gone i assume it was munchies then...

i walked downstairs and ate salt, and then...

Shredder from the ninja turtles poped out of my fridge.. so I ...

... so i decided to run into my room, lock the door and check for exploits that can kill turtles from www.tault.com

unfortuantely, there are only posts on how to get killed by turtles...

... so instead i charged downstairs with a butcher knife and is about the cut the turtle into small pieces when i realized he was a nice turtle... so we went to the bar...

umm then i realized shredder wasnt a turtle and went ahead and killed him anyway

Just then a full-fledged swat team surrounded me, I had blood on my hands and then.....

i tried to kill them too..

..but then i suddenly remembered something...

..i know kung-fu.. soo