Funny WOW Jokes : World of Warcraft General Discussions

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What do you get when a gnome stands on a dwarf?
Six feet

crazyeye1 wrote:(not new by any means) Why do gnomes laugh when they run? Cause the grass tickles their balls

This is the only funny one on here all the others are just lame.

Lol, I dunno i kinda thought the 6 feet one was funny =)

i fail as a comedian . Oh well id rather not die from alchohol and drugs like most comedians

The only funny one was the one about the gnome's balls rofl

=) My poor little gnome!

dragondmx wrote:11: Your mom is so fat it takes 2 warlocks to summon her.

I thought that one was sorda funny.

the gnome one was best,the others were quite good

This one is a rearranged joke, turning it into a WoW joke,

Your Mom is so fat, I had to take 2Zepps, 3Ships, 2Trams, and a Griffon to get on her good side

why do gnomes always laugh in battlegrounds?
because they're so small the grass tickles their balls

thetraian wrote:why do gnomes always laugh in battlegrounds?
because they're so small the grass tickles their balls

After the first time it's just old

this isn't so much a joke but I still think it's funny.

I'm a little ninja short and stout,
I grab all the epics and hearthstone out.
All the people on Ventrilo scream and shou
'Cause I'm the rogue in full Devout

that one led to another one that many think is better

I'm a little ninja short and stout.
Here is my hearthstone. PEACE I'M OUT!
When you see me comming scream and shout
Just tell your leader to keep me out

a group of 40man "alliance" wandered for a raid to crossroads..
on the way there they saw a orc...
AFTER HIM! the leader yelled 3 humans ran away...
never came back.. but the orc came back...
AFTER HIM! 7 man ran after...
the orc came back...
AFTER HIM! the rest 29 man ran after the orc...
1 VERY hurt soldier came nearly dead...
and said...

It was no ordinary orc.. it was a Shaman!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA OWERPOWERD FRIGGIN SHAMANS

LMAO okay so heres what you do, go to Ironforge and yell "i punt gnomes" and see what people say. to this date the worst that some one has said to me is that im a bad person and i should drown myself in puddle then be eatin by squirrels

why do gnomes win in every race?? cuz they use their 3rd leg

fucknames1 wrote:why do gnomes win in every race?? cuz they use their 3rd leg

haha lol that's a good one, the gnomes also win every race in shimmering flats :p