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LMAO, this is hilarious.

I quit WoW probably 3-4 months ago (after playing it for a week and not cheating at all), and then last week, I got an email saying:

Your account has been disabled for violating the Terms of Service Agreement, Article (??), Section (??). Your account password has been reset, and the credit card has been removed from the account.

I was sitting at my desk thinking, "Wow, these guys are idiots... But wait, could something have happened to my account? Could it have been stolen while I wasn't playing it?"

So I proceeded to check my account, and lo and behold, the password wasn't changed yet, the character's level was the same, everything was the same...

So after clarifying that the WoW staff is retarded, I went onward to replying with an email saying how retarded they were.

You do realize I deactivated the account and removed the credit card close to 4 months ago, don't you? How could I have possibly been banned/suspended during a period of time where I wasn't playing the game? Not only have I never used a single cheat on this game, I don't even play it, yet you're telling me I'm suspended for violating Terms that I never actually violated?! Please reply fast, because I don't like where this is going.

I didn't say that exactly, but it was very close to that (in a nicer way) and no, I never cheated for it, which is strange as hell...

They replied:

We have strong evidence to state that your account was under the control of someone not authorized to use it. The account has been deactivated and the password has been reset. Please follow the instructions below to regain control of your account.

~Wow Staff Administration

I laughed for a good 30 minutes, then replied to that:

If it was under the control of someone else, how the heck is it possible that my character is in the EXACT same spot I left it in, with the EXACT same items it had? Can't you just admit you're wrong or would that constitute the idea of "weakness" in your organization if you admit to a wrongdoing? Oh, I see... You're trying to imitate the Bush Administration, I get it... And yes, I checked my character within 30 seconds of receiving that email at work, and I know the email I got to start this annoying conversation was incorrect for a fact.

And I'm still waiting for a reply to that which I'll post when I get it. Been 4 days now, so I don't think they want to answer that question LMAO

Incredible.

Your very good at holding in those "strong" words...I find myself jamming on the keyboard with a very colorful vocabulary when I get emails like this.

Yea im still waiting for that update on it haha.

WowHomer wrote:I find myself jamming on the keyboard with a very colorful vocabulary when I get emails like this.

Your not the only one.

Thats a reall y funny story. i quit wow about the same time you did, no banned account email yet though

***Notice of Account Closure***

Hello,

Account Name: [Removed]
Offense: Harassment Policy Violation - Harassing or Defamatory
Details:
2007/03/28 18:21:27 (GMT) - Veloras whispers Player "u just got reported newb LEARN2PLAY LAWL U ARE THE WORST PLAYER ON THIS GAME, WOW UR SAD, I BET EVREN A LVL 10 COULD OWN U, NOOB"
2007/03/28 18:21:54 (GMT) - Veloras whispers Player "N00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000BZOR"
2007/03/28 18:22:07 (GMT) - Veloras whispers Player "noob alert"
2007/03/28 18:22:14 (GMT) - Veloras whispers Player "newb aleeert"

The actions detailed above have been deemed inappropriate for World of Warcraft by the Support staff of Blizzard Entertainment. This World of Warcraft account has now been closed by the Account Administration staff based on review of all account infractions incurred. The recurring subscription on the account has been disabled to prevent further charges. This action has been taken in accordance to our Terms of Use (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/legal/termsofuse.html) and our game policies (http://www.blizzard.com/support/wowgm/?id=agm01712p). The bottom line is that we want World of Warcraft to be a fun and safe environment for all players.

We appreciate and understand your point of view in this matter, yet if you believe other players are presenting themselves in a harassing or abusive manner to you or another member of the World of Warcraft community, please feel free to use the in-game petitioning system to have a Game Master address the issue. Rest assured that all parties involved in a reported incident will be addressed appropriately, including the petitioner if warranted. While we understand that you may have felt provoked, your actions were still in violation of our policies and we will be unable to overturn your account action.

Any disputes or questions concerning this account action can only be addressed by Account Administration. To learn more about how Account Administration is able to assist you, please visit us at http://www.blizzard.com/support/wowaa/.

We thank you in advance for your time and for respecting our position.

Sincerely,

Damotro
Account Administration
Blizzard Entertainment
http://www.blizzard.com/support/wowaa/

Still have the copy of that e-mail from voer a year ago, my old WoW account, perma banned for callign someone a noob.

lol i botted for almost 2 years before i got a mail like that and around 6 months later i mailed them saying that i got a suspension before i left my country for study in germany and now i was back and wanted my account back so they opened my account and now i am playing it, lol they suck

Eh, I had a deactivated account with nothing on it (I had dreams but never followed through), about 3 months after that, I got an e-mail warning me, then the next day, telling me I had been temporarily banned and the password changed.

The guy who had taken the account had a credit card setup on it, and has been paying for it for 3 months since then... not sure why hes paying for it lol.