Well I'd love to start writing a new script, but........
(!empty($user->lang['CODE'])) ? $user->lang['CODE'] : ucwords(strtolower(str_replace('_', ' ', 'CODE'))):
2005-12-04 18:07:43 Connecting to XUnleashed...
2005-12-04 18:07:44 Authenticating User...
Failed! Non-Premium Member Account
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