Very confused, please help my dumb !@#$%^&* out. : General & Trouble Shooting

I just joined, I read the page for the new people. Is there a place to say ok, i read it, may I please read posts now? lol! When i try to read a post it just takes me back to the page that says, you are here for one of two reasons......I dont know how to get past that. Please help

When you get there it says at the top you are seeing it because you are trying to visit a page thats for premium only

Thank you! Now to find something I CAN read. lol

You can normally read all disucssions for general, guide, and news. As well you can read the submissions area. Keep in mind if you submit stuff thats a quick way to premmy. Also the free sections are always there for you to enjoy.

I think the page for when people join needs to be changed.