kilajula (!empty($user->lang['WROTE'])) ? $user->lang['WROTE'] : ucwords(strtolower(str_replace('_', ' ', 'WROTE'))):
Here's a better idea: Get a friend (one you know IRL) to put a bounty on your head. Buy a shuttle, fly to 0.4 space and let the friend kill you. Split the bounty as desired.
I hope that's sarcasm, but if not, this is how that would work:
Your friend puts down say, a 20mil bounty, it costs him 20 mil. He pops you, he gets... er... 20mil. Sooo... yeah.