altaholic (!empty($user->lang['WROTE'])) ? $user->lang['WROTE'] : ucwords(strtolower(str_replace('_', ' ', 'WROTE'))):
..... it's easy to PL the alt to 50 (took me just over 4 hours using a SK with a Dirge alt).
Where you did THIS, and how... now that would be worth a submission.. 4 hours to 5 is downright speedy.