So, along with most people ... I didn't get a beta invite

.. but luckily there is a team of dedicated individuals who have bypassed some of the restrictions, and have put us in a position to play the Beta, offline, against computer AI.
First of all, you need to download the SC2Beta Client, which can be found here:
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5371903/Starcraft_2_Beta_Client_US_Build_13891
After that is downloaded and installed, you need to get a cracked launcher; here is the one I use:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mqtnkmw0mnz
You also need to download the map you want to play on. Here is a map-pack for all the official Blizzard maps:
http://www.multiupload.com/6N54SP55AW
Finally, you need to download the AI to play against. The AI is constantly being improved so rather than just link you to a direct download, this is the link to the official development thread for it. Just download the latest version and you'll be good to go:
http://darkblizz.org/Forum2/ai-scripts/starcrack-ai-official-thread/
And .. for you bastards who did manage to get into the beta...
The SC2 Maphack: http://ul.to/9rvjqa
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This is a simple Maphack which comes with a few handy features, such as:
Reveals Units on Minimap/Bigmap (Can be toggled with F9)
Auto Harvest
Auto Worker
Game Info Board
How to use it:
Extrace SC2Maphack.zip to any folder (once!)
Start Starcraft 2
Load Maphack (before joining a game!) You will hear a "Beep" if it loaded successfully.
Play!
Enjoy
-McGee