Level 4-7? EASY money! : GW Submissions

Hi guys, im realy a PRO in what i do.

Wanna know what i do?

I mainly farm... YEA im level 7 and i already farm, run and i rule in PVP.

Here are some mean tricks to get people pissed and to make easy money.

1'st: !@#$%^&* people off while making HUGE amounts

Ok, you have to face it, this is a HIGH risk of making LOTS of ennemies.
What you need for this:
About 1-2 hours a day;
Patience;
and a bit of understanding.

Ok, first, you need to be NON guilded. Go to dist. 1 and say in "Trade" chat the following phrase: Level (your level) needs good, supportive and helpfull guild!

If someone answers you and says: "Wanna join my guild" answer "yes but i need some help" if he says he can help you with wha ever needs to be done, tell him you need some good money to make your dream armor in Droknar's Forge. He will ask you the amount needed ( Usualy armor has an overall cost of 15k over there) But if you are scared that they will say that it's a too large sum, say that you already have a part of the money and ask them for the amount needed.

To reduce the risk of being know as a major scammer, wait for the guild master to be logged off before quiting the guild.

Note: This will more likely work on new founded guilds WITH GUILD HALLS!
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Item scaming:

Heh a whole different thing here... Item scaming will need more patience then the other method above! But that doesnt mean that it is tufer.

Go to dist. 1 and wait that some guy who is selling something says that he is selling something that intrest''s you...
Whisper him and tell him to meet you somewhere.
He shows you the item, you ask him for the price.
You say that your guild has no online users at the moment but that they will come on later in the day and tell him that you are going to do some heavy duty quests and that you need the wep right now.
You also need to tell him that you will pay him 4/3 of the price he asked as soon as some one from your guild logs on.

If he doesnt accept, tell him that he can always report you, and ultimately, suggest him to add you to his freinds list so he remembers that he lent you whatever you are trying to scam.
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Good stuf WITHOUT the above.

I dont know much about farming but I know that i do it often (without realizing it)

Its easy, every spot you can get to without dying, you can farm.
First, locate all chests in the region you wish to farm, buy some keys that match the chest's name, run to the chests without fighting and open them and pick the item, you can do that over and over and it doesnt takem alot of time!
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This is my first guide so have a little sympathy for me[/u]

Omg i never thought i would see something this stupid being submitted... lol

Omg i never thought i would see something this stupid being submitted... lol

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...... I am speachless....... really......

That is the stupidest guide I have ever read.

You Farm, Run, and Rule PvP at level 7?
You Join guilds, ask for money, then leave?
You ask people to give you a weapon, for nothing?

I'm gonna go WAY out on a limb here and say you don't even PLAY gw.
If you do, you are newbie chump who thinks he's a legendary hacker (I know exactly the type, trust me )
Even in the end, you contradict yourself by saying "I don't know much about farming, even though I do it often"

I think it's safe to say:

1) NAY
2) This is the stupidest submision of all times
3) Don't lock, this really needs to be played out for therapudic purposes

Do it! I command it! Dr. 924 has spoken!

You are what my friends and i commonly reffer to as a wanker.

Nay,

Please dont lock this, it is way to funny and could become something out of the ordinary.

I really would like this asshat to respond, I want to see him defend his pitiful "guide"

Seriously, this is good for a laugh. Perhaps we could move it to General Discussion so everyone can read it?

I'd like to know if any of this stuff has ever actually WORKED. Has anyone ever offered to buy something from someone, then asked if you can have it for free and pay them 4/3 of the price next time your guildmate signs on? If anyone actually said "OK" and handed over a gold weapon for free, they are seriously retarded. Same thing with a guild leader who invites some NOOB then gives him money for nothing. They deserve to be poor.

lol faeth, read guide discussion, mesa got flamed by big bad haxor!

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