lvl 30 tauren shaman needs money : World of Warcraft General Discussions

i really need money bad... i try grinding and stuff but its jsut not enough

Ok , you need gold quick?

I'm going to tell you my secret to making gold in WoW and hopefully
this secret exploit will land me a free lifetime membership, lots of people
in real life just handing me cash for my secret exploit, and possible fame
and hot supermodels throwing themselves at me.

Anyways you want to make money right , so here is my secret exploit for
making money in WoW

(1) Find an area that has mobs near or slightly above your level.
(2) Run close to one of those mobs
(3) Click on the mob , now here comes the neat part, your character will
attack the mob, and hopefully the mob will make a strange noise
and lay on the ground. If you make a strange noise and lay on the
ground , you did it wrong , go back to step 1.
(4) Now click on the mob again and a secret magic window will appear
and most times there will be money or a really keen item that you
can sell for money. If you did really good both will be there.
(5) Now take off all of your armor and weapons and go to Ironforge, near
the Auction house and run in a circle and type /1 I did it! I did it! Yay

(6) Wait approximately 10 seconds and your screen will freeze. Wait
about 45 more seconds and another secret window will appear that
says "Disconnected From Server"
(7) If you see the message above , your account has been banned for
hacking. Decide that you are a real wannabe hacker and start typing
dumb !@#$%^&* like 733T , so everyone will think you are cool.
(8) Realize that you aren't cool.
(9) Hit Start , click Settings , then Control Panel. Select Add or Remove
Programs. Select World of Warcraft. Then click Remove.
(10) Go to the TV and find out when Star Trek is coming on , and go up
to your mom and yell "I am a robot! Nannoo Nannoo!"

oh yeah...

(11) Send me 19.95 through paypal for my guide.

I like cheese and battery acid