zosimus (!empty($user->lang['WROTE'])) ? $user->lang['WROTE'] : ucwords(strtolower(str_replace('_', ' ', 'WROTE'))):
The open beta is coming! The open beta is coming! Run for your lives!
[this has been a message provided to you in part by
THE OPEN BETA IS COMING, Inc.]
Thanks for the old news... aahhh...
I lost my pants.