rabidsoccerball (!empty($user->lang['WROTE'])) ? $user->lang['WROTE'] : ucwords(strtolower(str_replace('_', ' ', 'WROTE'))):
Or keep it simple stupid =D. Goes hand in hand with that umm law i forget about when you have 2 explanations to go with the more simple one. Umm someone's razor or something.
Wish I could remember anyways.
Acoms Razor: The simplest explanation tends to the correct one.
Not to beconfused with:
Alcore's Sunrazor
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