thetraian (!empty($user->lang['WROTE'])) ? $user->lang['WROTE'] : ucwords(strtolower(str_replace('_', ' ', 'WROTE'))):
why do gnomes always laugh in battlegrounds?
because they're so small the grass tickles their balls

After the first time it's just old
this isn't so much a joke but I still think it's funny.
I'm a little ninja short and stout,
I grab all the epics and hearthstone out.
All the people on Ventrilo scream and shou
'Cause I'm the rogue in full Devout
that one led to another one that many think is better
I'm a little ninja short and stout.
Here is my hearthstone. PEACE I'M OUT!
When you see me comming scream and shout
Just tell your leader to keep me out