Funny WOW Jokes : World of Warcraft General Discussions

Hope you like these jokes.


1:Why can the tauren eat a hamburger?
Why?
Because hes not a cannibal

2:A tauren killed two humans what were they?
What?
A frycook and a butcher

3:Wheres the best place to hide a tauren in Stormwind?
Where?
In the back of the inn

4:Why cant gnomes be ghetto?
Why?
There are no black gnomes

5:(This one is because i love and am a NE)How do you piss off a night elve
How?
Knock down a tree
Why do you knock down the tree?
Why?
cuz your stupid

6:What is an undead's favorite artist?
Who?
Rob Zombie(Rock artist)

7:What is a Tauren's favorite sport?
what?
Gnome football

8:Who's taller the tauren or the gnome?
The tauren
It doesnt count thers only one candidate (means tauren threw the gnome)

9:Why do you never piss off a troll hunter?
why?
Because theyll use berserk and rapid fire on you

10:(This I made becuz i love hunters especially NE) whats worse then seeing a hunter on the battleground?
What?
How much damage he does

11: Your mom is so fat it takes 2 warlocks to summon her.

This is all I can think of now feel free to post more if u want. Just Hope you like

Whats worse then being a gnome?
Being a gnomes bet

Why did the tauren cross the road?
The butcher was after him

Why did the shaman cross the road?
he didnt the road moved for him (lame i know)

gnome and tauren 1 is good but not really the shaman 1

Why did the Warrior pwn BG?
Why?
Because that is what they are for

Why Didn't the Undead Cross The Road?
:Why?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it

(Old I know)

don't worry that undead joke never gets old

What Is The Difference Between A Gnome and a Loser?
What:
Nothing

lol thats mean but funny


Heres not really a joke but something other

what do u do when ganked by an NE rouge? Kill them
wat do u do when ur ganked by a gnome rogue? Kill them
what do u do when ur ganked by a human rogue u? Kill them
what do u when ur ganked by a dwarf rogue? salute them then kill them

Its cuz ther are so litte dwarf rogues

Dwarfs can be rogues?

lol see wat i mean

hah

Lol, To bad they can't be, i would start one

no dwarves can be rogues yes they can

Omg, can they or not, i have never started an alliance

Yes they can

(not new by any means) Why do gnomes laugh when they run? Cause the grass tickles their balls